marshemallows-

hey

2006-11-12T22:07:00.000+08:00

hello!
we all (fifi sars piss) went out on friday and had a good time. but im too lazy to type what happened, so if you wanna know, go to FIFI's blog.
ANYWAYS, due to the constant persisting of my fellow friend PISScilla, i'll type down the sms convo we had some days ago.

PISScilla:
TEN things a person will do when he/she's feeling emo.
1.He/She cries when a fast punk rockish=) song is playing.
EDIT: He/she cries when 'fergalicious', 'london bridge', 'promiscuous' & 'sexyback' are playing.
2.Cries wherever he/she goes.
EDIT: Cries whenever he/she sees a circus act.
3.You find NOTHING but rolls of TISSUE in his/her bag.
4. Cries when watching little britain/comedy central.
5.Passes by a funeral and breaks into tears.
6.Composes fricking saddening songs.
7.Always wants to commit suicide.
8. Fav songs are something like YOU RAISE ME UP, UPTOWN GIRL, SEASONS IN THE SUN, DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA, FLYING WITHOUT WINGS, ONE LOVE, etc.
9.The eyes are always red&swollen.
10.Cries when people hold parties.

DONE! there was something else too, but i forgot what it is =o

`CHARME.

MORAL OF THE STORY IS ..

2006-11-08T18:55:00.000+08:00

HELLO! I GOT THESE FROM KIM'S BLOG =D

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before shesays a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets tothe bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and riskwith your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure

Lesson 2

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown toreveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent,the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forthand seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving aspeedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beachwith my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagleand asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell tothe ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course.

miscellaneous

2006-10-20T20:59:00.000+08:00

well! been an ok day. ahaha.
we went for an excursion around. to beach road, around chinatown and stuff.
we came across something freaky! the guide told us about it. apparently, the building was a death house last time. death house is like, when those migrants who arebroke, they give all their belongings to the person in-charge of the place, then the person will provide facilities for them until they die. so yeah, he warned us that if some old man or woman suddenly waves at us, dont wave back. cos we chinese believe that there are 3 points of light on us. the middle of the forehead, and one on each shoulder blade. he told us that if someone suddenly just calls your name in the middle of the night around that area, DO NOT LOOK BACK. he told us he had experienced it many times before, that although no one is behind him, he just suddenly feels someone grabbing his shoulder or some eerie feeling.
ok anyway! too scary! let's see.
these are for your own references =)
1. blue: means that you masturb**e a lot.
2. green: you're gay (for guys means you're homo. for girls, you're feeling happy)
3. pink: completely evil in a warped way (take for example, me.)
4. yellow: it means that you are horny (horny horny horny!)
5. purple: poor thing. you're se*ually deprived.
6. red: loads of lust, my friend, loads of lust.
7. ok maybe i'll stop here. lol. dont wanna scare too many people away =D anyways these were just made up out of boredom. ahaha!
`CHARME

=D

2006-10-13T15:24:00.000+08:00

HELLO.
today we had some mass dance thing. supposed to be hip-hop, quite cool, but a bit lame also. zzz.. got one part, (cos you're dancing in pairs), you slant to one side, partner slant to other, then both of you have to pat each other's leg a few times. soooooo gross! yuck yuck!! but we both ended up slapping at the air instead =D ahaha.
YESTERDAY,
sars fifi piss and i AGAIN, went to vivocity AGAIN. we were all late, except for poor piss who had to wait for some time.
we went to cinema, ticket booth. we tried our best to get tickets for you, me & dupree which was NC16 and the convo turned out to be something like this:
we: hi, could we have 4 tickets for the you, me & dupree show?
guy: sure, which show time?
we: 1.30pm. (but we were already 20minutes late)
guy: ok, middle seats?
we: yes please.
guy: alright. the show is rated NC16, could i see your ICs please?
we: (took sars' excellent plan B) ohoh! we didnt know! sorry! (walk away)
ta-da. so we didnt look 16 after all. zzz..
come on! he gave us so much hope! then suddenly he JUST had to ask for our ICs! zzzzzzzzzz.. so we had to pretend we didnt know -_- so we discussed, finally bought tickets for american dreamz at 3.55pm. went in search for food.. after lots of running around and getting lost, we found the food court. (once, i was running down from the going-up escalator cos wrong way, tripped and fell hard. i think i scared the old uncle near-by tho. after i fell, i got up straight-away and started laughing tho it hurt =D)
we walked round the place, i bought chicken chop, fifi - jap food, piss - chicken cutlet w/ spaghetti, sars - chicken rice! yay!
i started to eat my chop and sars asked me what it was and cos my mouth was full, couldnt speak so i flapped my arms and did a chopping motion with my hand. then she was like "oh, chicken chop?"
i nodded. yay! she understood! ahaha. oh yeah! faith bought some ice kachange thing thing but it was sarsi and yeah! i tasted it, was sweet, then suddenly, my tongue started popping!!! i got so shocked mann! and faith didnt warn me! >=(
ahaha!
ok then we bought you tiao (that long fried bread), but i was special and bought 'butterly' instead!
you know the you tiao has two long bread things stuck together? and its rather long. sars likes you tiao, and she was gobbling it up. gobbling meant as yanking the bread off violently and chomping it up. dirty stuff was said after that and it went on for awhile =D
we watched American Dreamz. dont waste your money on it unless you want to see a very bimbotic-&-gay IRAQI. its pretty disturbing for members of the oppo. sex. yeah. i couldnt take it too, was covering my face with my bag. or maybe you want to see a guy singing 'american dreamz!~~~ dreamz, with a Z.' and then KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! he explodes.
oh yeah! after that we walked round for a while.
went to TOYS 'R' US! so cool mann! went to play along, we all were at the kiddy section. you know got the 'computer'like things for little kids? yeah. we played those out of boredom. once, i was asked to draw an triangle. instead i wrote the words "lalala" and it said "correct!" therefore, from this experiment, we can derive that the program is not advanced enough or tested properly. faith also asked the 'computer' if we all were gonna die and it said 'maybe'. whoa, very enlightening to hear. LOL. and she also asked bout clarissa and amelia's friendship meter and it said '95%'!! ahaha! ooooooooooh~ someone's getting cosy!
oh finally, we went home after a while more of playing round and when i got home, was nearly an hour late for my curfew.lol.
6 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!~
`CHARME

VIVOCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-10T20:03:00.000+08:00

AHAHA.
the shopping mall sounds so cool-ish. its ok lah. anyway, i went out with my friends today (fifi, sars, pisscilla) to check out vivocity. so yeah. lets see.. lets start from the beginning. once upon a time, a girl called charme was at home using the computer. suddenly, she got a call from her friend fifi and she was told that fifi was already waiting for her at the train station. charme quickly rushed and ran off to the station and met up with fifi. they waited for their friend pisscilla. blahblahblah. ok crap, i cant type like this. nvm, i'll take up the narrating thing thing now. yeah so we waited lah. finally piss came then we went harbourfront mrt station barrier to wait for dear sars. she wasnt there yet so we headed to harbourfront's mcdonalds bought ice cream, walked around abit, came back, she still wasnt there. so we ending up sitting down to wait for her, who eventually came bout an hour later. fifi and piss were pissed at sars for being sooo late! LOL. AHAHAHAHAHA! piss was pissed! aahaha okay nvm thats lame. anyway, so both of them were walking infront of us, way ahead. and sars and i were walking together. so we were also irritated, then decided to abandon them, so we did. we ran off back to vivocity and walked around for awhile. only 15minutes later did piss&fifi called, smsed us, blahblah. so yeah sars and i felt guilty and headed back then tried to find our way out of vivocity. VIVOCITY IS DAMN HUGE LAH! WE GOT LOST, RAN AROUND, HAD TO ASK PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS! LOL. AHAHA! FINALLY FOUND THE WAY, RUSHED TO MC'S. yeah. they were both eating already. soo sars and i went to buy our food. i bought mc chicken nuggets meal. i brought it over to the table, took up my drink and SPLASHHHH! i spilt it. yesh, me the clumsy, blur-block whatever thing, spilt my coke that i didnt even drink yet. zzzzz.. but cos we were kiasu, sars and i went back for a refund. LOL. AHAHA! yeah, then the tension subsided and we were all ok again! yay! we crapped alot alot and yeah i laughed till had tears, stomache, yeah. in fact, i was hyper since the very beginning and up until now. nvm! aahaha! what else ah? oh yar! i made up some names:
1. sars: ah sars
2. fifi: i wanted to call her ah faith, but she wanted karei instead (anime freak) so i called her ah kar instead =D
3. pisscilla: ah piss (she nearly killed me)
4. me: ah charme (very nice =DDD)
ok! also, according to our initials
1. sarah lim: S. LIM (so its like SLIM! very nice! =D)
2. faith tan: F. TAN (pronounced with a fff, must say very fast, so it comes out as ferr-tan!)
3. priscilla tan: P. TAN (pronounced the same way as faith's: perr-tan!)
4. charmaine chan: C. CHAN (same pronouncation thing: che-chan!)
LOL. all in all, fifi and piss's initial thing sounds like fruit trees. we invented all these while standing in the middle of the underpass, blocking people's way. lol.
oh yar!!! i remember ah! i've got a bad habit of gesturing very violently when im excited/hyper/high. so yeah! so i flip flip flip nearly hit people! muahaha! so yeah we went to kinokuniya at taka to the manga section cos fifi and piss were very excited to buy some manga thing thing. so yeah lah! then ah, piss and i went browsing around looking at various stuff. then she and fifi suddenly said something something what osamu something then, due to my very bad hearing, i thought she said osama, then i was like "OSAMA ??!! OH NO!! WHERE ??! WHERE?!! I DIDNT KNOW OSAMA READS MANGA!" lol. then they murmured buddha thing then i was "HUH?? HOW CAN OSAMA BE CONNECTED TO BUDDHA?!!" then they showed me the book then i was like "OH! CHEY!! HAIYAH! THOUGHT WHAT MANN!" it was some manga called buddha by a guy name osamu something! oh yeah! there was some pervert mann! he was some skinny boy lah, look so freaky cos his eyes were donno what! then after this scenario, he started laughing. we blinked, walked away. then whenever we browsed around, her always somehow popped out of nowhere behind me! so freaky! next time we should bind him up with rope, dump him in a sack, and abandon him in geylang! yay! anyways! then ah, got once just now, we were once again looking at some manga then he suddenly popped up (again) then mumbled "whoa you picked it up so fast" to me! then i blinked, shuffled over to sars who was reading calvin and hobbes, went to her left side. he stodd at her right side and started 'reading' the comic also. sars is so cool mann! she totally ignored him! =O but however, i was very protective, i was rumagging in my bag looking for something solid and hard so that i can whack him if he does anything funny. ahaha! then i was mumbling "better poof off or else.." then finally he went away! yay! it worked! ahaah!
fifi and piss left. sars and i went to bread talk transit! we sat down and chatted. then ah, got some old chinese man very freaky.. i was very creeped out! he was talking very loudly altho got no one with him, he was incoherrent lah! but i was so scared.. cos he might be seeing something that we couldnt see and it was all just very freaky lah!!! so yeah. blahblahblah, here i am now! yay! been such a fun day mann! ahahahaa!
`CHARME

SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-09T12:02:00.000+08:00

TODAY, WAS THE LAST PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I SCARED PEOPLE COS I WAS DANCING AND JUMPING AND SCREAMING COS I WAS SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a celebratory run around the room* YAY YAY YAY EXAMS ARE OVERRRRRRRR BABEY!!!!!! WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK THIS IS WHAT SARS FIFI AND I DID:
we went to the MRT station. faith had to go home. but sars and i were bored. then faith decided to follow us, cos sars and i wanted to take the train from TOA PAYOH to KRANJI for fun! ahaha! and PISSCILLA thought we were SIAO! ahaha! so fun! so yeah, we sat on the train till kranji, talk talk talk talk a lot of crap, and i was still hyper! ahaha! then we laugh laugh laugh till people were scared =p im so sorry to those innocent passengers on the 10something train heading to jurong east! we apologize for scaring you! but too bad! muahaha! ok, anyway, then we stopped at kranji, then took the train back to our own destinations. faith stopped at yio chu kang, me at novena, sars at dhoby ghaut (forgot how to spell =P)
so i'll take it from here!
i went through the underpass to united square. then ah, i saw 3 boys in front of me. then i went up escalator, they were still in front of me (of cos at some distance). i went to U SQUARE, they were still there. i headed to a stationary shop, browsed around, came out, they were heading my direction! then i gostan (back track) and headed to polar and bought chicken pies for my family (im so sweet right? ahaha! jkjk =D) then i headed out, wanted to go to the gameshop but they were at the gameshop then i went to toilet, then came out went up the escalators, took shortcut headed home. AND THEY WERE STILL IN FRONT OF ME! I WAS LIKE: OH NO! THEY MIGHT THINK IM A STALKER! (cos they saw me before lol) then i try to hide so they wont see me but then ah, in the end they did. anyway this was wat happened: some ah ma (auntie) was carrying some bags, look very heavy! then i rushed to help her cos she so poor thing so petite so i went but then ah, due to my slow reaction, she dropped her bags then i was like: AHHH! then i quickly helped her! due to my "AHHH!" one of the guys looked, saw me, told his friends, then they saw me, then they O.O then i O.O""""""" then yeah then i quickly helped her and rushed away. ta-da! charme the stupid, smelly, blur, blahblahblah 'stalker'. zzzzzzzzz... IN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM TOO! AHHHHHH! THEN HOW?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY MIGHT TAKE PIC OF ME SEND TO STOMP AND SAY THAT IJ GIRLS ARE STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! IM A DISGRACE TO MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways nvm. *takes a deep breath* meditation is essential for pregnant ladies. i think i might take up yoga. ok maybe not, yoga is a nono since it might look odd twisting around and stuff. oh yesh! i am pregnant! with a jellybean! in 10days time, im gonna give birth to my darling jellybean baby and shall name it pink vader! yay! im so happy! but apparently the father ran away with a.. tomato! so now im so broken-hearted but at the same time happy since i have my baby pink vader! =D
`CHARME

AHAHA!

2006-10-07T22:58:00.000+08:00

TODAY,
sars and i had some study session thing thing at toa payoh library. anyways, we were supposed to meet at 3, but both of us ended up arriving late, but i was still earlier than her! ahaha! im so guai. anyway, yeah, so i waited for her at the mrt station. whoa, i wait wait wait, wait for 40minutes! then i was flipping my arms cos i was so frustrated cos she hadnt come yet and people tot i was siao(crazy). anyway ah, im very very slow. i suddenly saw my ex-classmate peenya(name edited to conceal identity =D) holding hands with a guy and they were walking to the mrt barrier thing! then i was standing away watching them! then ah, so sweet mann! peenya kissed her bf on the cheek then walked away! then i tried to hide, cos i didnt want to be seen. but she saw me! then she blushed abit! then i panicked! then she asked me why i was there then i told her and she said ok, bye and went off. (sars later told me that they had been dating for already a month =o) so i waited like a mad woman. yeah.
sars finally came, then i was shocked at her dressing. lol, it was her home clothes! white shorts and some black top and the bodice was.. well. anyways i didnt expect her to dress like that! ahah! anyways, yeah we went to the library. then ah, we kept getting distracted cos got some couple, they both trying to study but they kept giving each other the horny looks and sars and i started making fun of them, drawing comical stuff ahaha!! so fun!! then the couple left for a while. they came back almost an hour later! LOL. so we suspect they had sneaked off somewhere secret to do naughty stuff! ahahahahahah! yeah, then 7something, both of us went to mcdonald's to eat something. then we crapped lots! we came up with partners for our friends. very lame but damn funny. the reasons were retarded! like for example: gigi(gloria) is an animal lover. then ah, one day when she at the zoo looking at baboons, she will see an artistic guy who's also an animal lover who is sketching the baboon's backside. then he will suddenly look up and both of them look at each other and fall in love and she will also fall in love with his sketch and yeah. then start talking bout what kind of house, kids, names they'll have lol. SO FUN!!!AAHHAHA! THEN AH, I LAUGH UNTIL I TEAR AND STOMACH ACHED! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
so finally we went home, supposed to be home by 8something but we only finished round 8.20 lol.
anyway yeah i waited for my bus (was the first!) then in the end, only got me and some uncle that look like cheekopek! yeah! then ah, lots of cheekopeks came on board! yeah then i nearly fell asleep but i remembered got cheekopeks so must keep on alert so i stayed awake! yeah then reached home and stuff!
`CHARME

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2006-09-26T16:29:00.000+08:00

i know this is pretty late but i wanna make it clear.
sunday lifestyle two weeks ago, there was a write-up on us IJ girls. bad rep for us, AGAIN. they said that we were girls with really low belts, really short skirts and were easy targets for the oppo sex. LIKE WTH MANN! where got??!! its not only OUR school! other schools also have these type of girls!! and besides! not all IJ girls are like that! and we are NOT easy targets for the oppo sex. stupid!! stupid!!!! stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah. im feeling better now.
anyone who comments bout IJ girls again, you are tooties.

my nephew!

2006-09-17T19:20:00.000+08:00

hello! im so happy mann! my nephew stood up for the first time! of cos he was holding onto something for support but he stood! yay! im so happy! he was so cute! he stood for 1minute then fell back again! LOL!!!
=D
`CHARME

long day!

2006-09-16T18:50:00.000+08:00

hello!
been a long day! ahaha! just showered. now dont smell so smelly anymore. muAHAHAHAahahah.. anyways this was how i spent the day:
10am: at school start the drama rehearsal (exam on wednesday.)
1pm plus: went to amanda's house cos we all persuaded her (rehearsed again! her house so many pets mann! got fish, got 2 cute chihuahua dogs!, got frogs to feed the fish, got worms to feed the fish, even got snail, which is her brother's! animal lovers! ahaha!)
3pm plus: we all left. i had to go for cathecism (religious class), which was also at toa payoh. since we were at amanda's place, i didnt know how to get there. so i followed the rest. anyways i wanted to catch the bus which was opposite the road & i started running towards the zebra crossing but halfway ( i very suay!!!!! which means bad luck) my shoe slipped off!!!! lol! then i was still running then i stopped then only a few seconds later i realized i only had one shoe on then i ran back, picked up my shoe started running again then i dropped the shoe!!! im so clumsy mann! that's how i missed the bus! ahaha! so i followed jing yun. i followed her so quietly behind then she suddenly turned and said "eh why you following me?" then i said "i thought you were going to the interchange!!" then she said "no lah, im going back home!" then i was like 'oh.' then she said "aiyah nvm, nvm, you going risen christ right? (church) got another way near my house." then i said ok & followed her. so exciting! explore, explore! yesterday another route to the interchange, today also! yay! ahaha then yeah she left me after we got to her house, giving me directions then i started walking to the church. finally i reached there, then crossed the road & stopped in front of mcdonald's. then i called sherlyn, ask her to meet me there. then she met me there. we went to mcdonalds & i didnt know what to bbuy so she suggested mc chicken nuggets meal then i bought it. we went up to class & i sat down outside the room door (it was locked) & ate then we just talk bout stuff. then after eating, other people started coming also. then the teachers came & unlocked the door.
during class, we played a game. i donno whats it called. lol. anyway it was like this: you form a circle, then hold other people's hand, forming knots. then supposed to unknot yourselves (without letting go) & form back into the circle. so fun! there were 16 of us. 10 girls. 6boys. so us girls were split into 2 groups. my group managed to untangle! then all 10 of us did & managed also! lots of twisting & turning & stuff! so fun! ahaha! then out teachers asked us to try with the boys. then the whole room got silent then everyone started protesting! so funny! ahaha! then in the end, my group had 5girls, 3 boys. lucky i didnt get to hold any guy's hand! yeah mann! im so lucky! ahaha! but didnt manage to complete cos it was too knoted! anyway yeah, cat class was ok!then got home & showered & here i am!
`CHARME

SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =(

2006-09-15T18:42:00.000+08:00

TODAY SOMETHING SAD HAPPENED!!!!!!
you see ah, sars & i took a different route to the interchange cos it was shorter. then it was still drizzling & we talking crap & laughing (as usual). then we crossed the road to the other side. i suddenly stopped cos i saw a... dead rat lying on the ground!!!! it was so freaky mann!its eyes were closed & it looked young, so pathetic!! then i shouted "LOOK! A DEAD RAT!!!" i was so sad mann! then sars froze, screaming & we both stoned for a few minutes until sars said "let's bury it, or no, just wrap it up & throw it in the dustbin over there" she pointed to a bin bout 20metres away. then i was so scared & traumatized then quickly tore off some foolscape paper & she used her maths trail activity sheet. i was so freaked i asked her to push it onto the paper, then we both hesitated, then i took the foolscape papers from her then approached the rat slowly. i was shivering! so scary! so poor thing! then i proded the rat, then we both jumped cos it seemed like it moved! but i proded it with the paper somemore but it didnt move so we assumed it was dead! then finally i pushed it into the paper & both of us wrapped it up. i took it up slowly, then my hands were shaking then sars screamed cos she tot that the rat was slipping off the paper then i screamed very loudly cos i saw the nose sticking out! finally we reached the dustbin & i put the wrapped up dead rat in the bin & we decided to say a prayer over it with one our father, one hail mary and one glory be. i think the poor rattie drowned cos it was so wet! or maybe attacked! but so poor thing! so innocent! im so depressed cos i saw a dead rat =(

HAPPY belated BDAY ROX!!

2006-08-20T09:36:00.000+08:00

YO ROX!
SORRY FOR THIS LATE BDAY MESSAGE, BUT ANYWAY, HOPE YOU LIKE IT!! =D
AHAHA EVEN THOUGH ITS CRAPPY..
`CHARME
(for better view, click on the image!)

END OF CA2s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-16T18:24:00.000+08:00

LET ME RECALL THE wonderful MEMORIES OF THE CAs...
7 August:
history CA2. tried making notes for this, but didnt really succeed, kept falling asleep ahaha!!
Chances of FAILING: 71.7% (i studied abit, just a little, hehe.)

11 August:
chinese CA2. I TRIED TO REVISE, VERY LAST MINUTE, BUT THANKS TO MY DARLING BEST PAL SARS, WHO MOTIVATED ME EVEN WHEN I THREW MY BOOK ACROSS THE ROOM, TORE MY NOTES & FELL ASLEEP YET & YET AGAIN WHILE TRYING TO REVISE, i managed the chapters. just have a feeling that im still gonna fail tho. my memory aint that good -.-
Chances of FAILING: 91.9% (LOL. i suck at chinese ^^) OH AND I FELL ASLEEP HALF-WAY DURING THE PAPER LOL!!!! AHAHA!!! THEN I WAS DROOLING ON MY PAPER THEN I PEE-ED ON IN MY PANTS & SHARTED (FART + SHIT) & HAD CONSTIPATION! lol nah, that was just for fun. ahaha!!! but i did sleep =D

14 August:
literature CA2. definitely fail, COS' i didnt really read through the stories & i made up my own quotes during the test (stupid character analysis!!) me mind went blank.
Chances of FAILING: 98.9% (.............)

15 August:
maths CA2. DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THEY ONLY GAVE US AN HOUR & THERE WERE 9 FREAKING PAGES!! I WAS LIKE RUSHING MANN!!!!!! I RUSH & RUSH THROUGH THE PAPER, WROTE DOWN RANDOM ANSWERS!!! SO THEREFORE, IM GONNA FAIL MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chances of failing: 99.999999999999999999989875654r747999999999% (so fun making up these numbers!!)

16 August (today, well, of cos. lol im stating the obvious)
SCIENCE CA2. I THINK I CAN PASS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! I JUST DIDNT REALLY READ BOUT THE SYSTEMS PART BUT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE
LET ME PASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. ahaha! so dramatic mann! thats why im in LD. anyways! so yar.
CHANCES OF FAILING: ????????????????????% (AHAHA SO COOL MAKING THESE NUMBERS! IM SURE YOU WERE SHOCKED THAT I PUT THE ?? RIGHT! IM SO SMART AHAAHA AND I LOVE SCARING PEOPLE!! AHAAHHAAHAHHA!!)

OH YAR TODAY RIGHT, I WENT SHOUTING & SCREAMING & JUMPING & RUNNING AROUND CLASS AFTER SCHOOL ENDED COS I WAS SO HAPPY THAT CA2s WERE OVER!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH MANN!!!!! OH YAR!!! eh crap, i forgot what i wanted to type, dammit. hehe nvm! figure out what i wanted to say then maybe you can tell me so that i can say what i wanted to say! YAY!
`CHARME =D

DONE WITH GEOG PROJECT!

2006-08-03T17:25:00.000+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE!
yup im done with the geog project! lol. the geog project is called "hug-a-tree" and we finished it! yup! you see, i took hold of a tree trunk (the one at plaza sing) and hugged it! LOL. therefore, im done! ahaha so lame right xD ZZZ..
i've got a deep DARK secret.. HEHEHE.. or more like someone else's but anyway! *grins slyly* should i expose it..? muAHAHHhahaha..

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

2006-08-01T18:28:00.000+08:00

hello! today my friends and i went to CD RAMA so that faith could buy a set of earphones to replace the one she spoilt lol. then she was opening the packet but she was also trying to juggle with her files and papers so i wanted to say, IM NOT LYING! I REALLY WANTED TO SAY "I'LL HELP HOLD THE PACKET" but instead, i dont know how but instead i blurted out "hold me" LOL SO WHAT RIGHT! SOUNDS SO WRONG! LOL AHAHAAH! lol anyway later on, something so weird happened mann! yar! i got 2 missed calls from some unknown person! then i called back lots of times cos it was so strange! then finally got some very ah beng voice say "ARLOW?" then i was like "hello?hello?who are you?HELLO?" then the beng voice was like "HUH?HUH?HUH?" this continued for a few minutes then the guy said "wait pass to my friend arh" then got the loud sound of tossing the phone, then a more beng-like voice said "ARLOW?SORRY ARH I THINK I CALL WRONG NUMBER. SORRY SORRY." then i said "ahh its okie nvm byee". then i put down the phone. then a few minutes later, my phone rang again, then i answered and it was the same voice again. then i said "hello?ahh its you. you've got the wrong number again!" then the guy was like "huh? oh hello. sorry! cos the number nearly the same so.. anyway im kelvin." THEN I DID SOMETHING STUPID! AND I WHACK MYSELF FOR THAT! I ACTUALLY SAID "im charmaine..well then, byee." I TOLD HIM MY NAME! but at least my name only lol. ahaha!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..
`CHARME

DRAMA NIGHT 2006

2006-07-22T11:52:00.000+08:00

HELLO!
yesterday's drama night was a success!! i didnt screw up the sound and of cos, the cast were all looking so 'angelic' and prettied up wahaha!! i was running around and doing errands, was tired. i was RELEASED from classroom imprisionment at 12.40pm, 2periods early (muAHAHHhaha.. i missed history and science) met up with my friends from LD, and went to do stuff. a few days ago during the rehearsal, a heavy podium almost fell on me! ahahahaha! suay mann (suay:unlucky) anyways heres my message to all the LD people:
YOYO!
GOOD JOB ON YESTERDAY'S PERFORMANCES! CAST PEOPLE WERE EXCELLENT AND CREW WORKED REALLY HARD! KEEP IT UP PEOPLE! YAY!! =D

FINAL FULL DRESS REHEARSAL.

2006-07-20T22:07:00.000+08:00

HELLO!
today's been long and tiring! and tomorrow's the day! yup, drama night 2006 tomorrow at 7.30pm, CHIJ toa payoh secondary, im afraid tickets are officially sold out (too bad you didnt buy them earlier! xD) i've been running around the whole day, doing errands and other stuff, and of cos, managing the soun system for my group. and of cos, if i DO screw the sound up, i'll probably, 99.99%, die young. haha. oh yeah! yesterday during drama lesson, we had to visualize that we were animals, then BECOME them. so i chose a monkey, and we formed a circle and one by one, we all BECAME the animal then say a few words which describes it. so when it came to my turn, i sort of jumped around, then when i saw their puzzled looks on their faces, i sighed and scratched my armpits. yes, i did that. lol. then everyone suddenly knew and started laughing! hehehe im such a genius! mUAHAhahaha...anyway lots of things happened and im too lazy to describe them lol. wahaha! okie!
`CHARME

WHOOPS.

2006-07-17T15:16:00.000+08:00

hello!
this is what happened a few days ago. my bro dropped me off at usquare to buy mcdonald's! so i nearly ran off the wrong direction but my bro redirected me! wahaha! so yup it was crowded and i queued up, with a blur look on my face (as always). so i was stoning since the queue was pretty long. then you know sometimes some guy will come and ask for your order then give you a little white paper with some numbers on it then asks you to pass it to the cashier. so yup, some guy like that popped out of no where (i swear to you i didnt notice him coming lol!) and said loudly into my ear (whoa such a miracle i didnt get deaf!!) "HELLO! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE?" then i nearly jumped! aahaha! and since my memory wasnt so good, i nearly forgot the order. i was like "er.. uh.. wait ah i forgot let me think.." so i took some time. then got some little boy in front of me started laughing at me! zzzz lol!! finally i finished then the guy said "GOOD! YOU PASS THE TEST!" cos he was hurrying me, making that hand movement like flapping the air lol. then i just grinned then he went away. muAHAHhaah.. my memory is the best! :D
ok on saturday, my religious class (cathecism, aka cat. class). the teachers made us do an activity. they gave us a sheet of paper. the game was called johari windows. so yar. there was the list of possitive words. you had to pick 4 to describe yourself. so i picked silly, happy, cheerful & i forgot the last one. lol. so you keep those words to yourself, write your name on the paper, and pass it to the teacher. then the teacher switched the stack of papers. you see, in my cat class, the classroom is divided. girls one side, guys the other side. so the boys got ours and we got theirs. so we had to tick the words which best describe the person whose name was on the paper. was so difficult!! wahaha! wat nice words to tick??? so it took some time but it was so fun!! ahaha!! in the end, i got the words happy, cheerful (yeah man!), spontaneous(sometimes), shy(make up your mind! spontaneous or shy??), religious (WTH?LOL.) and i forgot the last word. wahahaa but so fun mann! so try this johari window at home!
`CHARME

FULL DRESS REHEARSAL I

2006-07-14T21:45:00.000+08:00

hello, hello
im so tired! i just got back from school, yup at 9pm! haha! luckily its a friday night though. i wouldnt survive otherwise!! wahaha! so yup. i stayed back for my CCA, ELDDS. (see above title) anyway im in charge of the sound system, with my best friend sarah aka SARS xD ahaaha! so we're 'sound' people. but we had to run eerands and stuff! haha. so at our 'site' for our group, and the performing arts room. we were running back and forth to do stuff. then there were some podiums(or how do you spell) you know, the ones used for band! heavy, large ones. we helped to carry them, all 8 of them!! wahaha!! tiring but fun! cos when both of us ran to help them, they shouted "OUR SAVIORS!" LOL. haha! so we also did the soudn thing. actually we were only supposed to do the soudn thing for our group but somehow they put us in charge for the music for the finale! so yup! so cool1 our leader in our group told us "congrats! you've been promoted!!" we were so hapy lol. so yup. and there was a lot of stuff. cant tell you though, i'll spoil the whole thing!! anyways:
COME SUPPORT US AT CHIJ TOA PAYOH DRAMA NIGHT 2006! ON 21JULY, 7.30PM. TICKETS @ $12 EACH! (and if you wanna see faith tan in a corset xD yes, FAITH TAN POH-LYNN! HAHAHA! oh and please dont ask her bout this. i might die young =D)

HELLO!

2006-07-12T21:36:00.000+08:00

HELLO ALL!
today i was hyper! after school, i went to the canteen to meet up with my friend. then i saw her at a table listening to her mp3. so i shouted across the canteen and she heard me! then i walked towards her waving like george bushie when he greets the public. lol! so yar. we went out of school, crossed the road to the bus-stop. yup! i was already hyper. so anyway i proceeded on to talking about socks. yup that's weird but at the moment in time, talking bout socks seemed most appropiate and natural. aahaha im too lazy to describe much but i scared 5 strangers, 2primary school kids, 1 sec school kid and others.and lots of stuff. hahaha okie done! lol.

CHIJ PRIMARY TOA PAYOH SCHOOL CARNIVAL '06

2006-07-02T10:12:00.000+08:00

HELLO! I SHALL WRITE BOUT YESTERDAY'S CARNIVAL AT SCHOOL.
well. i was gonna help out at the haunted circus thing and had to report to school at 7.30am. my friend and i were supposed to meet each other at mcdonald's at 7am. i waited for here there but as usual, she was late!! wahaha!! she came at 7.30am! then we rushed to school and made it there quite fast! so yup. then we got our name tags and started to set up props for the haunted circus thing. i chose the one and only plastic toy sword (or dagger) which seemed to be perfect for me. lol. my friend chose a glove that looked like a skeleton hand! wahaha! so yup. we had trial runs and stuff, not bad :D I DONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE THE WHOLE PLACE!! IM SO SORRY!! LOL. MY BAD :D ANYWAYS, GTG, BYEE!
`CHARME

HAHAHAHA!

2006-06-29T18:53:00.000+08:00

I'VE BEEN CLUMSY THE WHOLE DAY
yup! wahaha! okie after morning assembly i stayed back for some meeting. then after that, i went back to my class to get my bag and i was rushing. there was this small flight of stairs only bout 5steps or something lol and i donno how but i tripped over and fell!!! wahaha! then i was lying on the floor laughing and the girls in the class all looked at me then i quickly got up and got my bag wahaha!! then i was in geog class, after it finished i took out my locker key and went to my locker. i dont know how but the key wasnt in my hand anymore! it just disppeared!! i went to search for my key during my whole recess but still couldnt find it!!! lol!! wahaha!! and there was CME. our teacher was a strict teacher and pretty open bout stuff. after some discussion bout what we're learnt so far, she wrote on the whiteboard (dont get scared): "SEX & SEXUALITY." lol!! all of us got shocked. then she moved on "ok, now in your groups, im gonna give you a topic for each group. then you have to act it out, alright?" then she gave my group the topic: INTERNET RELAY CHAT. lol. so yar my group and i discussed, four of us. these are the actors: GIRL, BOY, POLICE OFFICER & MOTHER OF GIRL. so we discussed. one became the police person. then i said something and they got all shocked and made me become the BOY. and i'll have to ask the GIRL something embarrassing!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... CLASS OF 1/7 2006, DO NOT GET SHOCKED DURING THE NEXT CME LESSON WHEN MY GROUP PERFORMS! okie! better! i wont spill the beans now i'll let you know later! wahaha! okie i'll finish off here!
`CHARME

FIRST DAY OF TERM 3.

2006-06-26T16:23:00.000+08:00

HELLO.TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF TERM 3. OFFICIALLY, JUNE HOLIDAYS HAVE ENDED. okie i'll write bout today.
so we had the usual first day of a term speech by the principal blahblah and the whole long, long assembly lol. so yar. mm. introduction of new teachers. mr ARMSTRONG, our drama teacher of 1/7, is GAY. you see, he was wearing a very, very tight LIGHT BLUE shirt with collar, and black pants. and he was really sweating. he was pretty big too, and well, "ang moh", meaning a white dude in a short term. no racism, i promise. so he has a high-pitched voice, his voice never cracked. once i saw him flip his hand.
lalala~ oh yup. lol anyway we have a new maths teacher whom we discovered, is long-winded. she kept going on bout her career and blahblah. i mean, its not illegal to share but this took up one whole period of 40minutes wahaha!! we had the My Card thing it started today but i didnt top-up mine so i didnt have money to buy food. lol. anyways blahblah, after school my friends and i walked to the interchange and then went to wait for our own buses. so i got on the bus, and stoned!! wahaha!! which was the wrong thing to do, lol!! cos i stoned, i missed my bus stop!! LOL. so i had to backtrack from the MRT and walked extra wahaha!! but its exercise :D so yup. anyways during school and my friend and i were smsing each other. muAHAHAHhaah.. oh yar! i forgot to mention! my teacher suddenly told us that there was a spot-check. nearly everyone automatically pulled up their low socks and belts and i was one of them lol. some neatened their hair. luckily none of us were punished!! xDDDD okie i'll end off here now!
`charme

cowboy hat

2006-05-25T18:14:00.000+08:00

today
during school, there was some chinese enrichment. a china lady was telling us bout chinese masks and showed us pictures of them. then after some time, she gave us some large wooden spoon and paints to paint the masks onto the rounded side of the spoon. but before that we had to use sandpaper to smoothen the rounded side! wahaha! well mine didnt really turn out so well lol. my friends and i splashed paint all over the spoon :D ya then we went on to knots. well, uh, it didnt go well for me either wahaha! i couldnt understand wat the china lady was saying cos she was speaking so fast and just showing us and not explaining on how to tie the knots and make a dragonfly !! so ya. then we had a break, there was actually a funfair set up by the parent volunteers but by the time my friend and i got there, most of the food was gone. lol. so ya we slacked during break time. then we rushed back to class. we continued tying knots! then we moved on to wrapping dumplings. i again couldnt understand her rapid speech so ya when i went to put the uncooked rice into the wrapping, it didnt really hold very well. but i wrapped the whole thing, took the string and tied it. halfway through tying the 'dumpling', it just slipped out of my hands and splattered all over the floor. lol. so i cleaned it up and put it someplace where i wont reveal :D then i slipped out of class (my classmates, well, some, also did that) and went to my friends class. i managed to sneak into her class, pulled an empty seat beside her and pretended to be one of the students. their teacher didnt notice that i wasnt part of her class lol. then she handed out surveys and i took one and did it then i chatted with my friend for awhile then went back to class. no one noticed that i was away lol. so when the china lady handed out the surveys, i whipped out mine and told her that i did the survey already haha. then she looked stunned but collected my survey. so ya. after school, i was walking with my friends out of school. then on the way at the parade square, i found a cowboy hat on the floor!! it was plastic and white, and had a star sticker on the front !! i was so excited i took it and wore it !! my friends and i went to J8 for a movie (i wore my hat all the way through and everyone stared at me lol). on the way, i passed by some other school girls from other schools and i said "HI!!" to them. i received stunned looks, then laughter since i was still wearing the hat. so ya, then during the movie, i took the hat off, and after the movie, i put it on again!it was so fun !! lol. oh ya, we watched over the hedge !! THE LITTLE HEDGEHOGS WERE SO CUTE. YES. HAHAHA! lol. anyways it was an alright movie though :D but anyway, yea !
`charme

updating!

2006-05-24T14:48:00.000+08:00

ON MONDAY,
we had a retreat. it was quite fun at first, then the guy called alvin or something started talking about how we are the children of God and why we need him in life. he was pretty passionate and i guess there's credit to that!! wahaha! it was a good experience lol !!
YESTERDAY,
it was actually the polling-day holiday but our class chorographers for the dance thing wanted us to come. out of 40 people, only 24 came lol, including me, the good girl ! wahaha ! anyways the chorographers spent 1 hour or more to create the dance steps while the rest of us just slacked around and played games. then we started down to the dance practice. it was horrigible for me! reason 1: i cant dance. reason 2: i dont like dancing. wahaha! so there came to this part of some body roll: you're supposed to make a 'wave' movement with your whole body which also meant sticking your assets out (assets: a girl's, uh, chest.). then there was also some voodoo doll move too where one partner uses her hand to control the other partner's head. sounds wrong, hey. anyways ya. and other stuff.
TODAY,
we had the dance thing. my whole class and i were so nervous! but wait, i wont talk bout that part yet. k today there was an inter-class netball competition! 1/7 ROCKS! EVEN THOUGH WE DIDNT DO UP TO OUR EXPECTATIONS. C'MON DONT GIVE UP, MUST JIA YOU AND GO ON ! MUST SMILE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD okay so during the matches which included my class, i was screaming really loud until i nearly lost my voice. anyways at this match 1/7 vs. 1/5, i was screaming for life (figuratively, it'll be sad if i died screaming) then the goalkeeper of the other team told me "eh can relax? hen chao leh!" (hen chao: very noisy) but i ignored her and continued screaming. so bleah blah after the matches finished there came the DANCES. BUM BUM BUM..................................lol. so ya as i said earlier, my whole class was nervous!! 1/3 was good(they won in the end anyway). then our class' turn !! we scrambled onto the court and got confused cos there were some changes to the positions! and it was so messy! lol! then the music started but we couldnt hear it properly but we started dancing. it was messy lol i couldnt find my dance partner and got very confused and became very blur!! lol! wahaha! it was all alright but we all got tired after the whole event finished. after that there was a one hour break and i went into my friend's classroom, took up a whiteboard marker and started drawing graffiti on the whiteboard. lol then my scribbles became popular that some girl started to take pictures of them wahaha!! so yea after the one hour break, our principal mrs tan conducted a talk in the hall. it lasted for one whole hour. many people werent really paying attention lol. i myself slept through most of the talk HAHAHA ! then i got panicky cos i couldnt find one part of the homework i tried to find for the teacher but Bucktooth mysteriously couldnt be found or maybe... she escaped into her UFO and flew back to her planet!!!!!!!OOOOOO~ LOL nah just kidding. so i went home with just one part of the homework. so sad lol ! wahaha !! okie i'll end off here now, byee !
`charme

sleepy

2006-05-18T17:37:00.000+08:00

BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOF, hello! im tired haha! actually it was slackish today with the checking papers and all. after school sars, gg and joyslyn and i found a $10 note on the grass. we were comtemplating on whether to spend it or give it to the old folks. we were arguing bout it while walking to the interchange lol. finally, i being the wisest of them all(wahaha jk!), i swapped the $10 note for two $5 and gave one $5note to an auntie and the other we spent it at mcdonald's. we bought 2packs of fries and enjoyed them. then we used our own money and had ice cream after that! haha. then gg and joyslyn had to go and sars and i went to orchard road for fun. yes, for fun. we went to wait for the train. finally it came, but sars thought it was too full so we went to the seats to wait for the next train but when we were bout to sit down, i noticed that the train wasnt so full and i dragged sars and we rushed into the train! very confusing, eh? lol. wahaha! then we went to HMV at heeron and sars bought a CD. then we went to the wallet shop and looked around. again sars bought a pencil case, haha then we walked around awhile then headed home by train :D wahaha! now i smell like poop! lol. k gtg, byee!
`charme

ZZ

2006-05-17T18:39:00.000+08:00

HELLO AGAIN !!
today we had a 'general leadership' program. it lasted for bout nearly the whole day from morning. zz.. well it was like this: each class had to split into equal groups and our class had a total of 3 groups. my group was special because we had more than the required number of ppl, 16 of us.WE WERE CALLED THE IMOS. we had 2 instructors, one was called Tiong (seriously, thats his real name) and the other one, Chris (big guy). wahaha! so we went to town for some game. there were 3 parts: section A answer some questions section B find 20 items section C solve the riddles. for each correct answer we'd be awarded with some points. yup, well, i guess it was alright. haha mr TIONG was considered 'cute' to several of my group members *vomit blood*and some of them were actually flirting with him!! LOL. for the sake of privacy, i wont mention their names or i might end up with some highly major injury or something, and that wouldnt be pleasant. anyway i'll end off here, tho there's much more to write :D wahaha!
`charme

POOF

2006-05-16T20:00:00.000+08:00

HELLO ALL.
i know somehow that yall missed me and cried at my absence, and i thank you all for your concern but im still alive and breathing :D after all, i AM the greatest, if not, my prowess overlaps all prowess. well, okie enough stupid talk, and let me tell you one thing......MR GIFFY LIKES TO CHASE MONKEYS!! *supreme moment of twinkling eyes* nah, just kidding. if he read my blog, i'll probably be dead by now, which wont really be a very pleasant thing, now, hey? anyways im glad to be back or so i said a some of times xD aww. well, if anyone feels lonely or wants some company please contact my agency by just clicking the icon on the bottom lft hand corner of this page. thanks you xDD

`charme

aussieland!

2006-05-13T16:51:00.000+08:00

haha! im in aussieland, day 3 ^^ so heres what happened so far=)
DAY 1
okie mr giffy and i arrived at bout..6am? haha anyway on the plane it was a BUMPY RIDEEE~ lol. yea so my other brother, magic mushroom, and my mom picked us up in a rental car. we decided to head to mc's for some breakfast. we went for the drive-thru one. anyways on the way, i was trying my best not to fall asleep so i couldnt get any during the flight cos there was some INCONSIDERATE people. haha but sleep overpowered me and i fell into a deep slumber and therefore missed breakfast! so we went back to MM's apartment which he shared with his gf and other friend and we all slept till 1pm. yes, being lazy asses, us. haha!! so for the rest of the day we sort of slacked.
DAY 2
today we slept till 1pm again :D haha! yea today we slacked again today.
DAY 3
WHICH IS TODAY! MAY 13! IN AUSSIELAND WHICH IS 2HOURS AHEAD THAN SING SING(singapore, incase ppl dont know wahaha!)!! okie we got up at 1pm (AGAIN) and left around 3.30pm and reached MM's uni where we were gonna have lunch at a pizza cafe ^^ 5 of us had 3 pizzas the size of.. never mind. but it was really, really GOODEE! FANTASTICO! wahaha! the best thing was this: CHEAP & GOOD ITALIAN PIZZA!! lol. okie, im hyperactive :D hahaha! anyway then we finished at 4.30pm then we went to chinatown and bought groceries for the crab dinner we're GONNA have tonight(they're cooking them now, im just doing a recount)!! then we took a drive around and ended up in COLDROCK, the BEST place for ICE CREAM!! ITS LIKE THIS: YOU CAN ORDER KIDDIES, REGULAR OR LARGE SIZE. THEN YOU CHOOSE A FLAVOUR OR TWO OF ICE CREAM THEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE THE TOPPINGS WHICH HAS A LOT OF DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF CANDY AND CHOCOLATE AND GOOD, GOOD, STUFF!!!!THEIR MOTTO WAS THIS: IF YOU HAVE A DREAM, WE CAN ICE CREAM IT!! SO I HAD FERERRO ROCHER WITH MARSHMALLOWS ^^ I DONT KNOW WHY IM TYPING IN CAPS BUT I GUESS IT FITS MY HYPER STATE NOW. ANYWAY WE ALL HAD THE SAME FLAVOUR OF ICE CREAM!!! THEN AFTER THAT WE HEADED HOME(BACK TO THEIR APARTMENT)!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW HERE I AM TYPING LIKE A HYPERY HYPERER AND SNEAKING GLANCES AT THE 2 LADIES WHO ARE EVISCERATING THE CRABS NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
IF YOU HAVE A DREAM, WE CAN ICE CREAM IT!muAHAHHAhahah..
`charme

yayness !

2006-05-10T10:32:00.000+08:00

hello all !!!!!
hahahahahha im so happy ! exams are OVER ! ahem. okie so heres my update try to make it a long one :D haha!
okie last monday i fell sick with fever and very bad cough lol.so i missed 2 days of normal school days and also missed an exam on thursday cos i had a high fever the night before (39.5degrees celsius wahaha!) and had to go to a clinic and got an jab(injection)! but i made it for my geog and chinese paper 1 on friday :D im so guai!! lol. wahaha! anyways i havent been online for some time too! the reason being that first, i was sick. second, i wasnt allowed to use the comp and i restrained myself miraculously too :D third, i was having paranoia bout my exams. i crammed 'lots and then i would take many breaks and get distracted. then at night before i went to sleep, i would sit on my bed and stare at the wall. yes, stoning. thats pretty freaky but all's well :D haha! okie so today was my chinese paper 2 and i know i flunked it ^^ tho i dont know why i should be so happy bout it :D but exams are OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well, at least until the next set -_-
wahaha! so this is my plan for today!:
1.use computer
2.use computer
3.eat
4.use computer
5.watch tv
6.use computer
7.finish that storybook thing
8.use computer
9.eat
10.use computer
11.leave for the airport
haha!! yup tonight im leaving for aussieland for a few days cos my mom's feeling lonely without my great presence!i was supposed to go alone, but mr giffy, my brother's, coming along. i think that he just wants to find an excuse to irritate me -_- muAHAHHahahaha.. but i shall do unto him of what he does unto me :D sounds so poetic lol. *applaudes for herself* HAHAHA!!! okie i'll end off here since my sponge is leaking :D
`charme

hahaha!

2006-04-15T13:45:00.000+08:00

hello all!
i've finally created my B.E.S.T. Matchmaking agency! please visit: http://bestmatchmakes.blogspot.com/ lol! drop off a tag, we'd really appreciate it! thanks!!

hehe-

2006-03-22T20:18:00.000+08:00

hehe-
my bad for not updating so much. we went to the zoo today ! hahas, the meerkat was so cute and i found a girlfriend for my brother. she had nice brown spots on her yellow coat and a very pretty face, for a giraffe. *cough* hahas! we had some food web talk in the auditorium but most of us were distracted and enjoyed the air-con while we could :D hmm, overall the trip was alright. hadnt been there for some 5 years.
my group and i got a little seperated for a while and got lost, and was late for the next activity. we met up with another group and we started to sing songs and shout out stoopid chants to keep ourselves going. whenever a tram drove towards us, we'd all shout "LEFT, LEFT!! LEFT RIGHT LEFT! KEEP TO THE LEFT YOU STOOPID!" or something like that. i was busy searching for my water bottle which i sadly didnt manage to find in the end.
thats pretty much all i've to write anyway. hahas, ciaos !!
~~`charme~~

sleepies

2006-03-16T09:20:00.000+08:00

sleepy, still-
the morning blues. you wake up with a messy hair, numb limbs, and a tired feeling. ahhh, it morning indeed ! you climb off the bed, walk to the toilet and begin your routine. you wash up, you poop, you shower. on a normal schoolday, you'll head for school half-awake. but its saturday and you're gonna slack instead. you eat your breakfast (cereal, bread), then watch TV or head for the computer or even go out. but you decided that you cant be bothered to do anything like that. so you head for the couch and fall asleep. the morning blues.

~~``charme~~

sleepy;

2006-03-13T12:57:00.000+08:00

harlow !!
i miss primary school for a mere reason:we were kids. being kids, we are known as having immature behavior. however, theres no wrong in that ! we had the freedom of flooding the toilet, making fun of teachers(not that it has not stopped),and lastly, my ex class. p6 hibiscus 2006 will be the most unforgettable year in primary school.
our class ranged from tall to short people, from crappy to sacarstic people, from insane to sane people. our teacher was a, well, small lady who was pretty strict about everything. but we enjoyed ourselves and it was quite slack anyway. did i mentioned im really having fun changing the font colours ? and so, its wonderful having tis experience :D
P6 HIBISCUS 2006 ROCKS !!
~~`charme~~

reconstruction-

2006-03-12T19:31:00.000+08:00

so here it goes-
my blog went through some reconstruction and for the moment im satisfied. i spent a few hours trying to tackle my homework just now. i now have a headache. hahas ! aww well, its not entirely over yet, but i'll do them later. i'll end off here for now. have ter go for dinner

~~`charme~~

hello !

2006-03-11T22:56:00.000+08:00

harlow-
lols. i havent updated here for some while, my comp was attacked by virus. hahas its fine now except that everything was pretty much deleted. today was house day, and there was tis game where one pail of water at one end, and another one that was empty at the other. we had to transfer the water from the pail of water to the empty one.. with our shoes. hahas it was so fun ! they used my shoes and after that, it was soaking wet. i had to stuff my smelly socks into my bag when i wore my wet shoes !
another game was sort of the same thing, except that we had to transfer the water using cups with holes at bottom ! lols. and we had to press the bottom of the plastic cup to our heads while we played. it was so fun ! faith's aiming was so funny ! lols. instead of pouring the water into my cup, she dunked the water either on my shirt, pants or somewhere else except my head. hahas ! at the end of the game, we took a whole bucket full of water and dunked it over ourselves. then one of my friends took a bottle of water and yelled "who wanna get wet?!" then nearly my whole group ran to crowd ourselves around her as she splashed the water over us! wahaha !!

when i got home today after my house day thing, i stank worse than a skunk : D my socks stank, my clothes stank, my whole body stank lols !
well, thats my update for now. i'll try my best to update as soon as i can
~~`charme~~

slow..

2006-03-01T15:28:00.000+08:00

zzz...
hello. sorry if i dont answer you immediately. today im abit slow, and my brain is leaking a little. im doing my compo, chatting and blogging at the moment and so yea. my brain stalls, then starts to function again, and then stalls. it's a pattern. forgive me k ? anyway my compo is titled The Gift. it was already set like that and so i cant change it. therefore it's gonna be a tragic ending where someone dies. somehow i want my compo to be morbid. but i dont really care.. zz.. stay awake, charme, stay awake ! zz.. busy for now then..

~~`charme~~

wot a wonderful day

2006-02-27T16:40:00.000+08:00

moops and moops.
today my rubber band nearly snapped. im lucky that it lasted for the whole school day until at home, my brother flung my rubber band on the floor while my cheh cheh was vacuuming. and thus, the rubber band was sucked into the cold killer machine and drowned. R.I.P. my dear rubber bandie friend, you have done your task well. i vow to get revenge for you ! mr. giffy shall be socked with my sock, and then hung upside down for 12hours and finally, be vacuumed. die, DIE, DIE !!! muAHAHHhaha.. i feel so boredly evil today..
~~`charme~~

z z z z

2006-02-26T16:43:00.000+08:00

normal day with a normal brain
for me, people may think im insane when i drag my friend by the arm like a bull around a very crowded shopping centre, by you're wrong. very, very, wrong. even at that point im still sane enough to crap a lot. i havent drank redbull for some time, and every day i get hypery which is absolutely normal for me.
i shall reveal my secret to the world. i was brought down to earth by an angel from Heaven. i was one of the psycho kids who would laugh at everything that was white. but i've changed and i only laugh at things that are purple, like barney, for instance. and so im human, sane and basically, a girl. thats wot i've admitted today.
I AM SANE.

~~`charme~~

hahas-

2006-02-24T20:49:00.000+08:00

moolies-
harlow ! havent updated for a while. been a little busy. CAs just finished on thursday and im rejoicing ! recently my psycho maths teacher has developed yet another catchy phrase whenever we do estimation. she goes like "a ONE and a TWO and a CHIckie CHIckie BOOM !!". wahaha so funny ! storytelling camp was pretty interesting. there was tis big gay man who has a very womanly voice and face. he gestures like a lady, and once he even flipped his hand. wahaha ! today i start trying my best to draw jap anime. hahas i failed ! it looked so distorted ! lols. anyway, IM FREE !!(for the moment) FREE !! HAHAHAHHA ! my friend drank too much coffee today and has gone nuts. he said hello to me, then asked me not to type too fast. then he said hello again. -_- hahas ! we always do weird things when we're high ! last time after taking a few sips of redbull from my friend's can, i went high. there was tis barrier over-looking the bridge in my old school. i started to flap my arms very vigorously and started singing "redbull gives you wings ! hahahah!" and i nearly fell off the barrier if not for my dear friend who pulled me away just in time. squashed chicken.. -_- hahas ! anyway, i'll excuse myself for now : D
`charme

hahahas-

2006-02-17T22:41:00.000+08:00

and charme says--
harlow all ! im so bored and im therefore blogging for fun. hahahahahaahhahaa ! nothing better else to do. oh yeah babey ! cows rock, RUN FOR THE COWS !! ahh well. barney is a dinosaur, which william hung raped, cos william hung is very gay and batman wears a cape ! so lame mann. but it's still something.

`charme

z

2006-02-17T19:11:00.000+08:00

moops......................
harlow all ! just got back from school and i stink worse than a elephant's butt. wahahas ! anyways, LD was just slack. we crapped the whole time, went to 7-eleven to buy snacks and really.. slack : D i drew a retarded-er version of barney on the whiteboard(he's always been retarded), wrote the remixed version of the song, and nearly slept. oh yes, the stinkiness shall surround this whole room ! muAHAHhahha.. im so evil. anyways, i'll go shower soon, gots a bad flu too mann. whole day it lasted ! im so long-winded but i dont care !! wahaha
......................moops

s l e e p y . . .

2006-02-15T18:11:00.000+08:00

we rule! we rock! we crush your socks!
harlow just had tuition and nearly brain-dead ! and i've to do all my wonderful homework later ! the most exciting thing that happened today was that our overly-enthusiastic teachers happily piled up the homework for us !
so yar. im so dramatic. it must be the coke i had earlier that prevented me from banging my head against the table..
anyway, nothing else to write. my imagination is limited at tis moment of time..
brain-deadedness

zz

2006-02-14T21:42:00.001+08:00

hahahahahahahahaha---
hello. im so bored today ! had science practical, failed (sad to say), im sure anyway. well, LD was.. okies. well the whole school day was alright. and my friend didnt reply to my sms. anyway, barney shall rape everyone 7 times today as a sign of his love. im his messenger and the greatest one of all.. muAHAHHAhaha..
---hahahahahahahahaha

charme-

wots done is done-

2006-01-13T19:50:00.000+08:00

ahh well.
death is unpredictable, you wont know when it'll happen. but.. sigh.. it makes people grief, saddened, sorrowful. but death is not always so bad. at least the person is moving on in life. death is part of life, after all. we cant stop it, we cant move it away, it just comes. well.. thats wot i think, anyway. every person has a different point of view about death. but its not a .. well.. just lets not talk about it.
"EARTH !! FIRE !! WIND !! WATER !! HEART !! GOOO PLANET !!" wahaha. yesterday, our geography teacher played tis song the first thing we came into her class. it brought back old memories. in fact, it was one of my favourite cartoons last time. i used to hog the tv. wahahas ! well, the show's about five teenagers who has special rings which gives them powers; earth, fire, wind, water, heart. when they combine their powers together, some hero called "Captain Planet" would appear and save the day.. preventing pollution. one thing, tho. the show has good education. BUT, we cant be like captain planet, and no we dont have magical rings, but yes, we should prevent pollution. yes, we can fly. just drink a can of redbull, sprout wings and fly. (RedBull gives you wiings !)wahahas. anyways, have to go nows !
`charme

2006-01-12T15:07:00.000+08:00

Silent condolences to the sleeping.. The whispers of death concealed in a shadow.. Innocent lives fading away..

Today, I write in here to pay my respects for a friend of mine. He was not only my friend, but of others too. Though I did not know him so well, I know he did good. For those who were close to him, much condolence. I'm sorry I couldn't talk with you. But at least you're moving on..
Rest In Peace, Zack. Even if you're not physically alive on Earth, you're still living in Heaven, and we're all glad for you.. At least you made Juzthegal happy when you were around, but you hurt her a lot when you left.. Farewell..

`charme

marshemallows-

2006-01-10T18:12:00.000+08:00

harlow, harlow all.
isnt it lovely to know that you're always missed by everyone when you're away ? it's like that for me and i dont know why. it must be my great presence, most likely.

well. it's been such boredtiful days, but im making the best out of them, anyways. wot do I do when im bored ? sleep. make fun of barney. laugh at micheal jackson's nose. and such. but its really delightful doing these things. hi-5 to crappiness !! oh yeh.
oooh im the crappy crapper..
yeaaaah the crappy crapper..
originated from Eliza's goofy goober

AHH WELL. and so, the three brave marshmallows set out for a long journey to slumberland to conquer the evil purple dinosaur called "Gayful Barney", who reigned as King of Toilet Bowls. the three marshmallows were JarJu, Snipper, and lastly, CreamBun.
as they journeyed, they came across many dangers. firstly, a bunch of noodles attacked them while they crossed the swamp. but the three marshmallows did not easily give up. they ate the noodles in hunger, for they had not eaten for 1000 days. then they went on contentedly. then after a few months, they got lost. a pair of brocolli confronted them and tried to poision them with Deadly Vegetable Juice. but the marshmallows did the Chicken Dance and the brocolli died laughing. then a kind hippo god-mother appeared after falling from the sky (when she hit the ground, she caused an earthquake about ten hundred leagues away ). she wiggled her fat butt and a banana skin appeared. then the marshmallows got onto the skin and it flew them to SlumberLand.
they reached there soon, but surrounding the hugh wall of hard candy, were evil magical pink jellybeans who, devastatingly, tried to force-feed them with.. pink jellybeans. pink is the colour of evil ! well, to me anyway. but the marshmallows jumped down, took out a can of farte spray and sprayed at them. they all died of suffocation. then the marshmallows eagerly went to the Gayful Barney and saw him kissing and hugging kids. the marshmallows did the special marshelly attack; JarJu flipped out a lightsaber and slashed at the evil dinosaur's face; Snipper took out a pair of scissors and snipped at his tail; CreamBun started throwing poisionous creambuns at him. then the King of Toilet Bowls was defeated and the three marshmallows reigned eternally, with lots and lots of respect.
THE END
hope you enjoyed the story, much hardwork was put in. thanks : D